This is only slightly off topic. John's comment above about all of us being scientifically curious has a lot of truth to it. Prompted me to take a look at Dr. Rebecca Burch's profile, also linked above. Who is this New York Professor who drew the attention of Dave Barry and then a good deal of the Neatorama Universe?
Anyone out there looking to conceive may want to take a look at her paper on Tactics to Solve Adaptive Problems of Sperm Competition. Sounds like a game of The Weakest Link, but who knows? it could be a game changer. All in fun. She's accomplished. And she taught up here in Maine at Colby so there's that.
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