Fair dinkum.

I like Old Milwaukee (without the 'k').

One Olive Garden in Manhattan is on par with the one Red Lobster in the entire state of Maine. Still one too many though.

That is one very unhappy looking turtle.

I remember the McDonald's suit. It was a front page story on the WSJ. It was a good lesson for me on news reporting.

Permit me to introduce myself, I am your new lover. This little love bundle. Now she is seeking for us a trysting place. Touching, is it not? Come, my little peanut of brittle. I will help you. Wait for me. Wait. You are my peanut, I am your brittle! Turn out the lights, darling. I know where everything is.

-- Pepé Le Pew

As someone who spends a lot of time in the backwoods, my initial thought is what took them so long?

Those hard ticks are interfering with my 'appiness.

Sorry, but I think the Downfall parodies are awesome. And perhaps we should talk about Star Wars Kid....

Absolutely mind-boggling. The windshield wipers, the hands on hips, the wig. Wait, what? The wig? This takes distracted driving to a whole new level. I'll alert Farmers. Can you imagine the commercial? A sure Cleo winner.

Bum ba dum bum bum bum bum!

Considering Marvel's first attempt at the She-Hulk (and pretty much everything after that), I think the app did a fine job.

Screw the NYT. Just go to the source:

LawnStarter - Best Cities for Naked Gardening

Disappointed Maine didn't make the list. Must be due to the combination of Weatha, Black Flies, and No-see-ums (those bad boys would do some damage methinks).