This pic is worthy of a caption contest. My entry...

"You have a rovery cranium doctor."

Honestly... hand's off of Fluffy's midbrain and take your uninspired research elsewhere Shasha Devore of MIT.

But what if it swims into yer ear and bites yer brain!!! o_O

Something about this makes me feel like a picture not hanging quite straight. *snap* I know! Why is Elvis not driving this thing?!

$2.7B and she still has to feign having god-like powers to feel good about herself. She could buy minions! MINIONS!

Abandon all teeth ye who enter here.

All my Saturday morning cartoons have been turned into porn. *sigh*

I have a car. It's very comfortable.

I already knew this deep down in my heart.

The greatest idea to appear since the bedazzler!

Yo! Replicate me a pizza biotch!

Where's naughty time?

It probably can't be duplicated because at least three of the ingredients were most likely created by chemists and not nature.

So what does this imply? Are our traits the sum of a genetic majority vote? Was our skin a different symbiotic creature than our bones in the primordial ooze? Is it because a virus can't be sophisticated enough to attack our entire body due to slight genetic differences between the individual parts? Does natural selection occur in separate parts of our bodies and not just one creature at a time?

Saw a lot of this working in the Caribbean and it's definitely fun after a few shots of ta-kee-la.