I want my watch to be all faces and no band. See what I did there?

Midi-chlorians not included.

Be the first to collect all 50 and win Puerto Rico!

>I got stable, so I typed horse. Then it gave me Fu#ker
>I wasn’t sure what to say to that… :)

Catherine.

A lazy check at Wikipedia uncovered a chart claiming 62% of scout charters being held by religious organizations. I was a bit concerned to read that until I remembered that we met at a church when I was a scout because they had a rec center to facilitate the troop. I don't recall any dogma being pushed on us but I'm sure that happens in a lot of places. But I was more concerned about soap box derbies than dieties at that age so I wouldn't have noticed either way.

*Neatoramaphile? lol... I should go to bed...

*Neatoramaphic?

Unless Palinisms come out of a little speaker inside the tube as you unroll it, I think this fails to be neatoramiphic.

But did you know that JFK was schtupping Emily Post?

3 is the number of minutes I want back after reading that article.

When we're hiring, we put all the resumes in a pile and then immediately throw half of them out because we don't want unlucky people working for us.

Please writers... don't encourage him.

Wow... so much work went into boring me.

Kentucky and Tennessee would never be allowed to mingle with the other northeastern states.

Skipweasel: Thanks for the tip!