Give the guy some credit. Think how hard it would be to be homeless when you look like a male model. How do you panhandle when you've got a face like that. What bone structure. He had to succeed at succeeding, he sure wasn't going to subsist on failure.
Pitbulls, at the very least, have some very negative image problems. With all the breeds available, how can someone pick a pitbull and not have a weird agenda. It's like hunting with an uzi because you think it's a quality gun.
I wish I would have posted my vasectomy adventure, I love attention too! But really, sterilization is awesome, there are so few sure things in life. It's great to know I can do whatever I want forever, without some stranger popping out of my loins to hassle me. Don't trust the genitals, they're colonial opportunists who want to take your freedom. Most people just let things happen, and don't decide anything. This girl's got balls. If she wants to save the planet that's great. I just want an extra portion of it to have fun with.
Why does he need those training wheels to stay up? The physics of balancing shouldn't change that much because it's big. The guinness book should have a separate section for people who got their training wheels taken off.
It's like hunting with an uzi because you think it's a quality gun.