I don't care how much money one has: spending that much on just flowers is ridiculous. Makes one wonder just how much she spent on the entire wedding. (People sure are wastefully extravagant with weddings. It's laughable considering how most marriages generally fare.)

But, yeah, if she didn't get what she ordered for, then I think that she could get some kind of compensation. Price is irrelevant.

Wait ... magnetized?!

The title is "The Drunk Husband and the Tilted Room."

I didn't really get that Dickens admired his weight out of that, though. Was I supposed to?

Poor kid.

"... what is probably the first time 'LOL' is used outside of the Web"? The first time??

Heh. Somewhat amusing song. I wonder if the actual musical is good.

A fairly clever yet rude and thoughtless prank.

"Really tough commute"? I'd well argue that, overall, this is far easier than driving around everyday in some large cities and finding parking spots and such. Probably safer too, given the rope's near perfect safety record.