As Holly said in Red Dwarf, the reason dog's milk lasts for ages is cos no bugger'll drink it. Ditto rat's milk.

There are a host of 6th form satire jokes to be made about HMM "milking" anything, I'm just too jaded to write them up here. Enough of this woman, she displeases me.

Guards!!

definately a photoshop job. The text doesn't warp properly to the perspective of the panel. Looks like a northern line train on London Underground.

I used to work at a Deli in Glasgow, and Elaine was a semi-regular customer. Her favourite cheese is Pecorino, and she's a very lovely person.