Reading is a joy, and shouldn't be hurried. There is no pleasure in speed reading, each word should be cherished and savoured. HG Wells' War of the worlds....dum-dum duuuuummmmmm, dum-dum duuuuuummmmmmm Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
You'd have to have a heart of stone not to get a lump in your throat after seeing that.Oh, wait, I have something in my eye........ Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Ewwww!It looks like you're about to perform a weird sex act.Now, where are my tissues? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
If you're like me and don't own a 4x4, you can simulate 4x4ing at home with the family car.1. Take the garden hose, insert it into an open window and turn on, occasionally throwing in bucketloads of mud and crap.2. Take more mud and sand, and smear it all over the bodywork, engine bay, wheels, tyres and windows, and rub well in with the aid of thorny branches.3. With a sledgehammer, apply a few well aimed whacks to some of the panels, bumpers, lights and wheel rims.4. Finally, make a pile of $50 notes, and set them on fire. Stand well back and think to yourself how clever and brave you are. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Not far wrong with some, a bit Sgt Peppery, or New Romantic/ Blitz Kids Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
HG Wells' War of the worlds....dum-dum duuuuummmmmm, dum-dum duuuuuummmmmmm
Oh, wait, I have something in my eye........
It looks like you're about to perform a weird sex act.
Now, where are my tissues?
1. Take the garden hose, insert it into an open window and turn on, occasionally throwing in bucketloads of mud and crap.
2. Take more mud and sand, and smear it all over the bodywork, engine bay, wheels, tyres and windows, and rub well in with the aid of thorny branches.
3. With a sledgehammer, apply a few well aimed whacks to some of the panels, bumpers, lights and wheel rims.
4. Finally, make a pile of $50 notes, and set them on fire. Stand well back and think to yourself how clever and brave you are.
SPLATTT!!!