550 lbs. huh? I guess that means he's half the man he used to be.

Tax prostitution and they might actualy bring the economy back.

This dad is a genious. You know all those parents that kill their kid and try to cover it up but eventualy get arrested? Just take your kid to the US for a good gunshow and give your kid an Uzi.

I took one look at that and said to myself, that company is in New Zealand isn't it? Freaking Kiwis, they won't be happy with that thing unless they are locked inside with a Komodo Dragon while rolling in that thing over a tank of acid.

Random Guy: Dude! That's an awesome bike!
Guy Riding the Bike: WHAT?!?!?
Random Guy: I said Dude! That an awsome looking bike!
Guy riding the Bike: I CAN'T HEAR YOU! WHAT!?!?

If this was in Japan, the old woman would beat the kid. If the kid complained, the parrents would beat the kid.

Ok, so we know when they are going to get the head working, but can we get a timeline for the preperation of the giant robot body?

Apparently the guy who played Robin in the original TV show was quite the racist.

I first saw these types of commericals at: http://www.japander.com/

I like the Japanese game show where theres a foam block comming towards them and they have to match the shape of it or get knocked into the water.

I demand room services brings up a can of whipped cream to go with my chocolate sauce! Chop Chop!

Dream Cathater... *shudder*. The scary thing is I can actualy visualize that.

Save a seal, wear your dead dog.

This is why we need to phase pointy hats back into our culture.

Oh ya, I saw these on the shelf for sale beside "Baby's 1st 9mm".