CheeseDuck,

I've got a mouse turd in a matchbox that I got for $200, the guy who sold it to me said the mouse was the reincarnation of Jesus... or was it Elvis.

What I'd like to know is how Budist monks manage to get "Siberian Blue, optically clear, laboratory grade quartz crystals". That is if it's not just some kind of plastic. I smell sweatshop!

This is quite disturbing.

Trysh,

You bring me back nostalgic memories of cigarette tar and fake cherry spray cleaner.

jhbmw007,

Yeah... I'm afraid that's my fault. You know, I got drunk last night and accidently deleted 1/2 the internet, my bad. So ya, re-runs.

I'm not on good terms with the gods. They stay away from me, I stay away from them... and in the end nobody has to worry about restraining orders again.

See, even Ming the Merciless loves kitties.

Zav,

What doesn't it do!?!?!

Horses not allowed.

AndiB,

Oh trust me, there are enough people in the world that WILL buy that crap. LONG LIVE TEH INTERNETS!

I always had difficulty hooking my water up to my e-meter, but now I see I was lacking this device in order to get my water audited.

Ahh yes, the Wolverine frog.

They look like poker chips.

Most of PETA is full of self promoted anarchist yuppys who like to be s#$@ desturbers at events where they can throw bricks and break stuff. They have such a tainted record I could never take them seriously.

There is more then enough food on this planet, it's just regulated by too many stupid people.

So that's why the Vomit Comet stinks of butter & cat piss.