Iraqi terrorists have a new weapon of mass destruction. It's a bird that emits numerous dirty bombs onto freshly washed cars. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
"To answer your stupid question: Yes, I am allergic to bee stings." Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
"Flying is SO overrated. This year I'm going to roll south for the winter." Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
In an effort to curb the global greenhouse effect, Al Gore convinced this coot to never again toot. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Would anyone give a hoot if someone placed their foot in a steel toed boot to swiftly kick this root eating, soot colored, coot for a lot of loot? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
"Hopefully I won't have to add any sweetener to this Sugar Glider recipe." Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Whenever a KISS song is playing, Peter can't help but perform his Gene Simmons imitation. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
As a practical joke, Peter's roommates crazy glued his tongue to a cup. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)