.............and National Geographic photographer "Bud" Johnson paused for a moment.... fondly remembering his adorable yet chubby wife waiting for him back home 5,000 miles away ....
Mr. Tamandua refuses all Paparazzi attempts for questioning until learning that the Discovery channel was lurking in the back alley. After a moments thought he waves his manager over and yells " Hey Murray get the limo around back and tell the Discovery Channel I'll meet them down the street, tell them to have the cash ready and I'll give them some good money shots"..... Those Americans.... anything for cash.... just because I'm South American doesn't mean I don't have standards.
Wait !!! You ..over there - come back hear a second.... exactly how much does this blogging job pay ? I work cheap, live in a burrow, and no..I do NOT work for peanuts.
After performing Shakepeare for nearly an hour, Mr. Tamandua refused his manager's request to go back on stage for an encore exclaiming, "Until you stop paying me in dollars and start paying me in Euros I'll be in burrow until further notice - I will not be a victim of the exchange rate any longer !!!"
Hey Neotorama ! Yea , I'm talking to you ! A stuffed monkey ?OHHHHHHHHH I didn't read the fine print I thought I was going to have a real monkey. Damn, I was hoping for monkey stew tonight - eating ants gets quite tedious, ya know ? Try sucking up ants for a living, it's just a not a way to go through life.
Geez Louise...no one ever gives away a stuffed tamandua. It's always the monkeys - they get alllllllllll the attention and I'm left in the dark sucking up ants butts. Where's the justic in this world ??
People People...I am with the Anteater CSI division - please no more questions.... go home back to your families and your mundane lives and forget everything you've seen here tonight.
We don't need no stinking ants - stop the stereotyping and the racial profiling of my kind just because we're called anteaters. I actually enjoy a good curry and a double macchiato for lunch sometimes too !
NO WAY I'm drinking that ! Don't step one foot closer ! I told you I wanted a double mocha cappuccino , NOT a mocha latte..... get it right next time ! What am I paying you people for ? Stupid humans.
Mr. Tamandua refuses all Paparazzi attempts for questioning until learning that the Discovery channel was lurking in the back alley. After a moments thought he waves his manager over and yells " Hey Murray get the limo around back and tell the Discovery Channel I'll meet them down the street, tell them to have the cash ready and I'll give them some good money shots"..... Those Americans.... anything for cash.... just because I'm South American doesn't mean I don't have standards.