Yeah, hit all the misbehavin' brats! Kick 'em inna fork while you're at it! Serve's 'em right for being kids!

Seriously: America, you have a problem. Those of you who think that physically assaulting a child for being annoying is a-okay, please give up your children for adoption. Hey - think of that as having a tough stance!

Stuck on an Island with Bieber is one thing - I'd be handcuffed to the bugger!

Just let me write a ahiort goodbye letter here...

Craig, do you realize that your argument "shun females to protect each sides' sexual purity" is EXACTLY what muslims use to enfoce the wearing to hijabs and burkas and shadors?

But to hell with that! Make that uppity girl wear a cone of shame to show her what she deserves for being nonconformist, and thinking she could be a full human! Quick, lock her in the kitchen before it's too late!

Ahh, nothing better than some egregious humiliation to enforce unquestioning obedience and forster long-lasting resentment at the same time. Who needs respect when you can have fear? I propose tasers and whips to enforce absolute quiet in the classroom for teachers who are too overworked/lazy/stupid/all three to be able to deal with children.

And remember: Never, ever, must self-centered parents work together with teachers to overcome difficulties with students' behaviour! Just beat the discipline into the little brats to make sure they become free-thinking citizens! Like in the Svoiet Union or Viet Nam, where it totally worked, too!

Cool! One of those should be installed atop every University tower.

Adam is right, here in Hamburg was a bar that had this. Called itself Dow Jones or somesuch. It's closed now.

Apart from the novelty value, it mostly meant that drinks were usually pricier there than anywhere else.

We have tradition in Germany where we eat a jam-filled doughnut on New Year's Eve. A sub-tradition sees that one poor sucker on every party gets a mustard-filled one.

I really, really want to see the man who agreed to have his hand cut off, and split the proceeds with two other guys who got to keep theirs.
I have a bridge to sell to him.

All well and nice, but let's imagine you'd be cleaning your house with it:

In order to pick up a tiny crumb, you have to use a thusand-dollar set of tweezers, and then throw both the crumb and the tweezers away. New crumb, new tweezers.

I know of no better solution but this one still strikes be as anything but efficient.

Plus the rocket that fires it into orbit . sure that doesn't leave more debris behind than the sattelite is removing?

Er... if I arrived at the gate and saw one of those planes sitting outside, I'd go right back to the next TSA officer and declare that I have a nuclear device in my underpants.

Really... there is a point where everything becomes too much.

Wow, that is one relaxed dog.

If that were a human, he'd be stoned silly.

Donaudmpfschifffahrtsgesellschaftkapitänsmützenschirmannäherin (=Seamstress who sews the brim onto the hat of a captain of the Danube steam ship association) Hey, the German version is shorter! :P