It's ok for him to be punished for violating
a rule of his probation, but if he won the
lottery without violating the rules of the
lottery then he's entitled to the money.

I'm going to say a crimper, too, but for the caps of
milk bottles, not beer bottles.

That's ridiculous. It's her property. Using a
dryer is more offensive because it wastes energy.

The first thing I was reminded of was when Richard
Ashby flew a military plane under a gondola cable
in Italy and killed 20 people when he miscalculated
slightly and his plane cut the cable.

A cool stunt at the expense of human life.

If the pilot of this plane lost control, even
a little bit, people in boats would be killed.

It isn't worth it.

A coffee shop without a toilet us just a cruel
form of torture.

I worked for a very safety-oriented company that had
it's employees trained in using fire extinguishers
using a burning gas-oil mix in a large pan. It's not
as easy at it seems, and I didn't get it on the first
try.
I can't imagine that a virtual fire would behave the
same as a real fire, but I suppose it's better than nothing in a situation where it isn't possible to set up a pan of burning fluid outside.

Well, I like the idea of messing with Texas. How do
you like that big banana in your sky, Tex?

I'm concerned, however, that when the banana falls it
may hurt someone.