Originally, vibrators were invented as a shortcut for physicians, who up to that point had been stimulating women manually to release their hysteria. Best job ever!
On one hand, I'd be pissed if I spent 30 grand on flowers and the flower company didn't get the order right.
On the other hand, I would never spend nearly thirty grand on flowers. Jesus Christ. Does anyone ever remember the floral arrangement at a wedding? Just spend enough money on giving your guests an open bar and I promise they won't notice the flowers.
...I mean, really, they define themselves by popular rhetoric, but instead of a mindless allegiance to it, they have a mindless opposition to it. It's like someone set out to make un-socialism, instead of forging ahead with truly new, original ideas.
On the other hand, I would never spend nearly thirty grand on flowers. Jesus Christ. Does anyone ever remember the floral arrangement at a wedding? Just spend enough money on giving your guests an open bar and I promise they won't notice the flowers.
TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!!!
And by "like" I mean "am disturbed by".
Especially the thing about being female. Ugh.