Drink lots of water before going to bed...and take a vitamin b pill.

It couldn't look more faked.

Fake? Thanks for clearing that up for us.

Merchants get charged a percentage of the sale when a credit card is used. This usually gets incorporated into the goods or services. When you pay with cash at a Canadian Tire store you're getting back that money. You won't get it if you pay by credit card.

Who's on first, redux.

I can honestly say I haven't been that bored watching a video in a long time.

Yeah, that made sense.

How does one forget a child?

They need licensing requirements for having a child.

No, look at me!

Awww, that makes me all warm and fuzzy...knowing I'm better than them.

I'll be honest...I had no idea what I was looking at.

"Honey? I want a divorce!"

This is new to me, but I've never looked at it up close before.

You should see what I can lift with my penis.

DCer, wherever you go you will find scumbags, don't use them as a reference for the rest of us.