I had the RONCO food dehydrator for a loooong time, and it worked fantastically. The only reason I got rid of it was because I got married and my husband swore that the brand his mother used was far superior. She just sent us one for Christmas, and just looking at it I'm already having my doubts.

Back in the early 90s my brother wanted those extendable toys... you know, the ones that kind of look like light sabers. The set came with a red one and a black one and my mom finally got tired of listening to him talk about them, so she bought them. That was the worst toy ever, because all he did was hit me, and because they were hollow it stung so bad.

Shit always rolls downhill. (This is especially true in the military)

Actually, Natalie Portman is the left half...