Creepy. But I'd rather be in a room full of clowns than a room full of spiders.

Went through a very intense haunted house a few years ago. Near the end was a "circus" where clowns with fangs came out of the corners. A 20-something woman in the group had a meltdown. Before you go into a haunt called "Phobia House," be aware that one of your phobias might be included. Luckily for me, the tarantula in the glass case was too cold and was hiding.

Actually, I think Anthony Bourdain ate one on recent "No Reservations." Since they live off of coconuts, they taste coconuty.

But if they live off of people's garbage, I wouldn't want to eat it.

They have to drive like this so they aren't a target, yet when they drive like this they make Iraqis hate us more, and make more enemies who will target Americans in the future, who will then have to treat more Iraqis as possible threats....

It's a no-win situation (read about Vietnam in your history books) and exactly why these types of wars should only be fought when absolutely necessary.

Bush got us stuck in this with the idiotic notion of "preemptive war."

He developed his own method of fighting, which was called "Doggie Style."

I'm so sorry. I couldn't stop myself.