Sloths move so slowly on land that they only come down from the trees to poop once every (I think) 3 days (it may be longer, but it's definitely not shorter). They can't just poop in the trees because predators would smell it and kill them 'cuz they'd still be in the same tree. So they climb down to the ground, dig a hole, poop in the hole, and BURY the poop.

BURY!

They poop in a hole and cover it with dirt because they're too lazy to have evolved the ability to move quickly on land.

mmmmmmAAAAAHHHHHH... Photoshopped!

Photoshopped!

I mean, who would believe all those people would hang out in a gas station...

But that blue stuff is most certainly real. They better call the CIA and the government right now!

Could it be some sort of a demented drinking fountain?

Google is hardly a deity, though they are getting scarier. Anyone ever looked at the Google office EULA? They OWN you... if you use that software anyway... I used to think Google was benevolent, now I'm beginning to think maybe they aren't quite so benign.

They're smart, but not very tamable. They're also illegal to own in the US and in (at least) Germany because they're wild animals. You need to get some other more exotic (I think African) variety in order to legally keep them. They also seem to be fairly ill-tempered.

Though I have not had ravens, I am extremely skeptical about their verbal prowess, unless you consider squaking verbose.