I would eat my friend I will kill them eat them even there butts. I did once I invited one over for a sleep over and when he fell asleep I striped him nakid with help of my sister. Woke him up and found himself nakid in a pan about to be cooked. But then I fliped him on his belly so I could put ingredients on his butt and then I striped my sister put her on top of my other friend. So them my nakid sister and my nakid friend was cooked by me to getter and then I ate him and her. Both of there butts tasted really good. But my friends stomic was the best