astronaut, cuz astronauts are cool

What about don't tase me bro?

I remember when I was younger my mom used to be really into crafts and so every summer we used to go to my aunts and pick some zuchinis from her garden and she taught me how to carve up a zuchini to make it look like a boat. Too this day I think zuchini boats rock. :)

That was the test pattern that causes houses to explode, next up we have a test pattern from russia that hypnotizes you into killling your family! We'll be right back with Worlds Deadliest Test Patterns!

What do you mean it doesn't look like a mouse? Not even a little bit?