Majoo is a complete blowhard. I can't even read Slate anymore because of his blowhardiness.

Screw the typesetters and designers. I'm not typing for print or some webmaster's enjoyment.

That's the daintiest bong I've ever seen.

Yet another diet study with poor controls. Did they account for grass fed vs. all grain diet vs. grain finished? Did they use any bison meat? Just like Blake said above, supermarket beef is not the best stuff. Every cattle rancher I know, and that is many, won't touch supermarket beef. In comparison to the more humanely raised and slaughtered beef it is sour due to the high stress in the high density feed lot and killing process. That just can't be good for you.

German Space Eunuchs. Nice.

I'm sure this would be a complete surprise to anyone who's overweight. What might actually be a surprise is when the observant relative gets punched in the mouth.