Controversy is the best form of advertisement.

As offended as you all are getting regarding the jab Ucedo made at everyone west of Texas, he's right. So many Americans can't even tell you when the Declaration of Independence was signed; why would they know about some war with Mexicans?

It is super adorable, but that's going to turn into one pain-in-the-ass cat.

Wow. Ron Paul's is kind-of... ridiculous. Someone has a little crush, methinks.

Hey, Apple... Did you know trees are now *growing* your logo? How dare they infringe upon your copyright! I suggest getting that taken care of immediately.

Let's try to get the comment in the right post this time...

Little Miss Musician over here is loving the Beethoven race. Unfortunately, the 5th isn’t the most upbeat, speed-inspiring music. I’ve never been a fan of Bond, but here’s a great use for their music-butchering! Finally!

But, so as not to leave this one out, I did horribly. Couldn't get anything over the $50 bill.

Wow. that comment was totally supposed to be in the race post.

Little Miss Musician over here is loving the Beethoven race. Unfortunately, the 5th isn't the most upbeat, speed-inspiring music. I've never been a fan of Bond, but here's a great use for their music-butchering! Finally!

DrJones, you beat me to it. Rugby/Tennis hybrid, anyone?

"wholesome, Japanese pigs"

Wholesome? Well, that changes everything! I'll take six bottles, please.

E.T. wins.

I hate his parents. I don't know who they are, but I hate them.

Never mind. I just checked dates and this was apparently taped in February. Still... brutal.

Yes!, the media's a bunch of lie mongers, but what does that have to do with an American comedian doing stand-up on a British news broadcast?

You guys are brutal. I kind-of just figured it was an April Fools thing.

Agreed about the hair thing. The fuzzy track runner wasn't very... effectual. I do adore this idea, though.

kuanes: It's my understanding that hunting dogs are trained not to use their teeth when retrieving a catch for the hunter. Otherwise the dog risks puncturing the hide and lowering the value.