I don't know about a used cow. I just love that "new cow smell."

Either way, it all comes down to curry.

JFK was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. Lister went back in time to get some curry and accidentally caused Oswald to miss. So they had to go to the alternate timeline and get the (at that point) disgraced JFK to kill himself and thus die a hero.
But Lister never did get any curry.

Mine was the TRS-80. I bet we've got some old timers around here who can tell you all about using classic beasts like the PDP-8.

I gave a friend of mine a vintage "Dawn of the Dead" boardgame for Christmas last year. It's really fun, but very hard not to get munched.

About 14 grand.

So, when my cat slept under a car that had a leaky gas tank, she needed "NOF F****ING BATH!!"?

Or when our other cat was infested with fleas and was completely miserable he needed "NOF F****ING BATH!!"?

Or when our aged cat was so sick he could no longer clean himself he needed "NOF F****ING BATH!!"?

Sometimes cats actually do need a bath, moron.

I wouldn't want to hose one of those out after somebody urps in it.

They remind me of "Spitting Image" puppets.

Reminds me of Steve Martin's "Cruel Shoes."

It's that thingy from Krull

That bottle would make an awesome bong. Uh, theoretically, that is.

Sorry to double post and all, but I just realized that the incompetent governor in Blazing Saddles was named "William J. Le Pétomane."

I wonder how he didn't light his farts when he was blowing out candles with them. Having had experience with this in my mis-spent youth I can say with some expertise that farts are extremely flammable. Maybe it had something to do with his farts not smelling - he farted not methane but carbon dioxide?

I would, but I'm a moron when it comes to video editing.