What if you're eating a big sloppy piece of pizza and you drop it in front of the urinal trough in the men's room of Fenway Park?

I just turned off my speakers and the problem magically cleared up. Fun game too.

Yeesh, I think I saw her drilling holes in Duane Barry's teeth.

OK, then I'm not nuts. I looked at that and said, "But...isn't the Cooper British?" But I know next to nothing about the Cooper so I didn't want to presume.

"Mmmm...snouts..."

Jason:
Did you have to pay to get it in?

We have an old refrigerator that I plugged in the wrong way and *youch!* did I not ever make that mistake again. It's easy to forget how much power is in house current until it's shooting through your body.

I couldn't find King Charles I, but I did find Mary, Queen of Scots and Anne Boleyn. No Edward II either. He met his end in a rather ghastly manner, but it was designed to leave no marks on the body so it would probably make a pretty poor subject for a doll.

I agree with Sid: why the heck would anyone want these in their house?

Yikes. Let's just say that that Mrs. Self-Adhesive Wall Hook is one very happy lady.

They should make a numeric keypad model - for when you're not that hungry.

PS: Test!

He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those buzzers and bells
Don't see lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell
Always gets a replay
Never tilts at all
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

I had that mug for years at work. I gave it to a coworker of mine who was even more pessimistic that I am. Honestly, this guy made me look like Pippi Longstocking. I knew I was in the presence of greatness so I handed over the mug.

Baby's more of a Kraftwerk fan

I wonder causes pressure to build up like that in a storm sewer. It's not as if there's methane buildup over time like you'd get with raw sewage.
All in all, a pretty bad start to the day.

I like that they're not bashing apart working typewriters but are instead using unsalvageable wrecks.
I'm eyeing that keychain # 2

When I cut off my glorious hippie hair a few years ago, I was astonished by how much it weighed - and I had never noticed! My head felt at least a pound lighter. I imagine this lady's hair must weigh quite a bit more than that.