They should make a Northguard action figure - He's Canada's greatest superhero! Well, perhaps not. Wolverine is Canadian too, and he could probably take out Northguard (even allowing for the Uniband).
I subscribed to Adbusters for awhile and preachiness is pretty much par for the course with them. They're also a one-note canary. I finally said, "If I wanted to get preached to, I'd go to church" and let my subscription lapse.
How are you supposed to vaccinate against a parasite? There is a proven way to wipe out malaria that worked great in the American South, but I'm betting you wouldn't like it.
Times got tough when Henry Bigg tossed the Littles out on their ear. Frank Little had a hard time finding work. "Who want's to hire a 3 inch tall drill press operator?" he'd mutter into his wee glass of beer. When Lucy started being squired around town by Stuart Little, that was the last straw. "He's a damned mouse!" Frank would roar. "At least he takes care of me and doesn't spend all his time down at a tiny pub!" Lucy would scream back. It was an ugly, if unbearably cute, scene.
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