Yeah, Clocky was the one I was thinking of! Get one to chase you around while shooting bolts of electricity into your butt and nobody would oversleep again.

Combine this with the alarm clock that skitters under the bed and you'd have something.

Because with this thing you don't die?
I wonder how long it's going to be before someone tries sticking their Linus into one.

A pipe intricate enough to show off this author's talents would be a real bear to clean.

Well, if you're not picky about contaminints, ameobic dysentary or salinity, I would imagine water is $0 dollars a gallon. Once you actually want to not get sick from the water the price goes up.

Geez, can't there be one site on the Internet that isn't spouting politics all the time? In what way can this post be classified as "neat?" If I want shrill politics, I'll go to the DaliyKos.

Aww, kitties! So cute and not at all gay!

My gosh, that was creepy.

I grew up next to an ANG base in Connecticut and these things (along with A-10's) were a common sight flying above my neighborhood.

Wow, it's hard to even comprehend such a large ship so close to shore. I wonder if you could swim out and sit on that thingy that sticks out the front of the ship. Or if that would be an astoundingly stupid thing to do. Also note that, on the website, it notes that the pilot wasn't an hour late, the ship was an hour early. The captain had called ahead with his change in plans but apparently not soon enough to rejigger the pilot's schedule.

Ohhhh, I get it now! I thought that was something the hotels were doing and it seemed way too cool for somebody like Best Western to do.
"Me no am smart." - Bizarro

And yet, still neat.

That reminds of a cat you had on awhile ago that had to run in a giant wheel in order to get fed.

If white phosphorous didn't work, I don't think napalm has much of a chance. Just ship some Dartmouth students out there - they'll make short work of it.

Aren't there already many floating nuclear reactors out there already? The US and Russia all have several nuclear-powered carriers, subs and cruisers. Russia also has serveral nuclear icebreakers. Japan and Germany have a couple of nuclear cargo ships. I also thought that the USS Thresher had a severe problem with its reactor back in 1963 without destroying the ocean.