That looks like someone made a long poo on a platter and put a bit of lettuce and tomato beside it.

I tried pizza over charcoal before. It was disgusting.

I want to feel the power of this baby going off as I use it on my enemies.

I choose downward-facing dog... In fact, I would stand firmly behind that position.

Why experiment on a monkey instead of human being? Because they can dominate "lesser significant" creatures of much lower intelligence and force them into enslavement, that's why!

Hey people calling for this to be taken down... if you don't see it, I guess it didn't happen, huh?

I bet South America wanted half of Africa's stuff. Thank you Dan Meth, for risking it all with your bravery.

Forget artificial turf, we want the real deal! Dirt, earthworms and all...

I'm thinking that some people have way too much time on their hands.