It beats flushing them down the toilet, but it's only for goldfish.

Ehmmm... no button in the world will make a door ring ;-)

Has anybody found the secret combination yet?

Is it..... useless?

What a strange way to talk/write about skating on canals in Holland. Global warming was not the subject, but yes it's for the first time in 12 years that people here in Holland can skate on canals. The ice has now all gone so the hopes for an Elfstedentocht (11 cities tour) have also gone.

It looks a bit like a ticked box to me.

It's a toilet for midgets with a remote closing handle (midget poo stinks like hell)

Is the record valid? The word "vrow" is ment to be Dutch. It nearly is. The correct spelling is "vrouw". And because it is used two times it is two times wrong. Besides the plural of "vrouw" isn't "vrows" but "vrouwen". So there are three missspellings.

The Status Quo song alive

Better save than sorry?

Stalin becomes Stain? Hmmmm..... maybe you're right in a way.