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This... this is the perfect way to convince someone who believes that they are being filmed that they aren't being filmed, while they are actually being filmed!

My gods... I MUST BE THIS PERSON!

YOU WERE ALL HIRED TO MAKE ME BELIEVE THAT THIS WASN'T SO, BUT IT IS!

AAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhh... *runs off into the distance*
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Back in his rebellious teenage years, the Grim Reaper wanted something "more bad-ass" than a plain old scythe. And thus; these were born!

No prize, just like sharing my knowledge.
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I never really used to find escort missions annoying... until two days ago.

Enter "Dead Island".

People who go sprinting ahead of you, and then stand still the moment you pass them.
Ooh, and other people who feel the need to jump down a ledge into a horde of burning zombies!

They keep killing themselves, and I just want to kill them for it. Does that sound strange?
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It's... I forget the actual name of it, but it's a Scottish Weapon.

It was shown on the "Deadliest Warrior" episode "William Wallace VS Shaka Zulu"; Williams Ball and Chain.
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Early prototype of the Ice Climbers Snow Shoe (TM).

Metal spikes on one side get shoved into foot, ensuring that it would not fall off, while the metal spikes on the other side were used to grip that slippery ice!

Later dismissed for being too darn painful to put on, and providing not enough grip on the foot if used more than once.
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I break out into hives wherever pink medical tape touches my skin. No other colour, just pink.

I'm also allergic to something in my friends back yard during summer.
Nowhere else does it happen, and at no other time of the year.
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No, it is not used for "braining" people;
I believe that the Mafia use things like this to "knee-cap" them instead; keep them alive, but unable to run away.
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