Bizarro is always such limp, obvious jokes. I would expect edgier humor from a greeting card.

If you're looking for a clever comic, try Tom the Dancing Bug. Heck, Bizarro makes Dilbert sound like Bill Hicks.

Surely Jeremiah is bringing GOOD into the world with this eyesore!

These comics are not funny.

Don't lakes also look like empty black spots when scanned from space, since the liquid just absorbs the signal?

Hooray! A bookshelf I can't stack anything on!

I had the same thought at xirvyg -- why not put a turbine on that flow of CO2 which costs nothing and runs indefinitely?

Meh, I can whack it to either image.

You'll find that even though Windows Vista shipped, it's a dressed-up XP and offers none of the promised features of Longhorn, which is still yet to ship: http://www.roughlydrafted.com/RD/Q4.06/4E2A8848-5738-45B1-A659-AD7473899D7D.html

I still have no idea which is which.

If Nouveau has "stylized forms, often combined with more geometric shapes, particularly arcs, parabolas, and semicircles" and Deco has "streamlined and geometric shapes... bold shapes like sunbursts and zigzags and broad curves", how can I tell the one with the geometric shapes and arcs from the one with bold geometric shapes and broad curves?

Wow, look at all the free press!

So it's a bear. With a sticker. Must-have indeed.

Wow, what a sophisticated robot!

Let me get this straight: F is Envy, E is Wrath, C is Greed, and G stands for Pride. Is obfuscation a sin?

At last, Silent Hill got an amusement park.