Marishka: MEEEEM

I was an adult before I found out that acacia wasn't ack-ack-eye-ah. I blame the short story "The Veldt" from 4th grade.

And I lived in England when I was in my 30's and that's when I learned to pronounce "draught".

I'm a visual learner, not an audio learner...

Implant?? What doctor would accept to do that? And can't the guy just wear a hat with a camera on it?

...with bears and axe murderers watching you change your clothes...

Makes me think of the Saturday Night Live sketch where William Shatner flips out and yells at all the Star Trek fans at a Con, telling them to get a life...

But really, what women wants a man who has his pants back on in 12 seconds?

and fidgety kids? and car seats? Looks like my behind would fall asleep.

does this influence the 8 1/2 x 11 versus A4 divide?

Bend it like Beckham, baby!

How old is that picture? For the 80's, it would be Rad. Even if it were short all over and not a mullet, it would be rad.

It's hair. It'll grow out again ;)

Rice huller

You want squirrels??? These are dead ones, though:

http://christine-merrill.com/2009/09/03/

Won't he start hallucinating at about 3 or 4 days without sleep? Maggie's coming to killllll youuuuuuu.

Or they could, you know, play ping pong.

it's a rice huller

ELECTIVE surgery here, people. ELECTIVE.

Maybe all those poor doctors and nurses who aren't doing as many liposuctions could work to help sick people?