I suppose "tattoo-like" is one way to look at it, but I would have gone with "scrimshaw-like" or "woodcut-like" (but that's probably just showing my age).

Instead, this should be called “New Amsterdam Delft” for obvious reasons.

See also: http://xkcd.com/681/

Sugar... and Spice...

It's a wind-xylo bingo-loom. It simultaneously plays woodwind tones and percussion taps and tumbles bingo balls while weaving tapestries. It's a great time and labor saving device and makes the work and play much more enjoyable by providing musical accompaniment.

Bristol = bristle

Maybe these don't qualify:

Slaughterhouse Five
O Brother Where Art Thou
Schindler's List
Life is Beautiful

Two of my favorites that are on the list:
The Green Mile
The Shawshank Redemption

It's a rock tumbler jar. Not for real rocks! It's used to make rock candy smooth and shiny.

Them aliens is gonna have us all squealin' like pigs, boy! Yeeeeeehaaaaaa!

Bravissima! A very rare and exceptional treat. This young lady is talented waaaay beyond her years. Thanks!

A Boy and His Dog II: Beach Patrol (aka Be-atch Patrol)

I predict that this will be played at every Boomer funeral from now until there are no more Boomers.

Your apostrophe is in the wrong place.

I only missed Monaco/Sicily.

"Through repeated use of this conditioning device you can train your brain to smile all the time."

If grimace=smile.