I remember blowing into my NES and River City Ransom game cartridge, until I nearly passed out. Just so I could play the damn thing. Now I would just use compressed air, from the can. Not to clean the game, but to get high you know? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
If i wasn't so busy beating my wife I could have been first. Damnit. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I will drink from these. In public. Possibly when I am in court next month for beating my wife. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)