Next time, can we get them to wear different coloured shorts - it's hard to keep track of which is which.

I did it - I resisted!

I think you've been had - someone's palmed you off with mink instead of real ewok.

Proper chips. None of this silly French fry stuff. Big, slightly crisp on the outside, fluffy on the inside. Just like my local chip-shop makes 'em.

Few women that shortly after having a baby are considering another baby. I'd go so far as to say that young babies are quite good contraceptives.

Do I get any points for saying I don't recognise anyone in those pictures?

The British Museum one is amazing. The picture makes it appear regular and symmetrical, but it ain't. The whole thing is flowing and organic. I remember the space before it was covered, and it's a vast improvment.

Anyone who puts something that thin in their pocket and sits on it, is mistaken if they think it isn't going to bend.
Were it rubber, it might spring back...

Doesn't seem to work all that well - look at those lumps of stuff it's let through.

Just watched senior cat Meep do that to least of cats Claud. The difference being he's more boisterous and instead of creeping up on them just pounces. The middle two, Chlorine and Fluorine (Clorrie and Florrie) don't take any nonsense, either, though they sometimes retreat to somewhere out of reach. Meep always stands her ground even when Claud is doing drop-bear impressions.

It's a shame the photos on the web page seem to have been taken with a phone or at least a really naff camera. The place is crying out for some decent photography.