This is God's tool. When a politician is born, He uses it to insert one of the small steel beebees into the child's brain. When the child grows up and gets elected, their original brain turns to goo and slowly leaks out of their skulls as they sleep. It looks like snot so none of them notice it. Eventually, after many years in office, the tiny beebee is all that is left in their brain cavity. If one listens carefully to CNN, one can hear the clicking sound it makes as it rolls around in the vast empty space. Because it's God's tool and because he is a fair God, the effects can be seen across all parties, left, right and center.

Legend of Zim, Invader Link for my son the College Gadgit

I'm stompin as hard as I can but the d***ed Koran won't stay down... !!!