Uzumaki - blue
Trust me, I'm a scientist - XXL Grey
Superman Powerful Pick-Up Lines - Pint Glass

Number 2 was the most challenging, thought it was the key necklace for sure!

This is fishing device, it is designed to monitor multiple fishing lines simultaneously, allowing the user to enjoy a beer and flirt with his sister/cousin/mother instead of paying attention to his gear.

Something Somewhere went terribly wrong T-shirt, 2xl

This is the horn stub from a baby unicorn, likely harvested to be ground into a powerful aphrodisiac.

This is how I roll; 2XL

1. Broke-Silver
2.Big Daddy tumbler