My ex was an olympic-qualified swimmer and spent many years teaching & coaching kids. Babies are relatively easy to teach because yes, they haven't yet lost the instinct nor gained the anxiety of older humanoids. If you blow in their face, they will hold their breath and then you just drop them in the deep end, haha!

I love the bones, but then again I'm a little morbid. :) Look up the Palermo crypts for more creepy delights!

Well, if Jesus is with me when I get a pelvic exam, I think I need a new religion.

The display of human bones is meant to serve as a shocking reminder of the impermanence of the material form. If that isn't congruent with the core of Jesus' message, I don't know what is!