so wait, you're telling me we're not descendants of incest between Adam and Steve? my whole worldview was just shattered!

;-P

i think he's lying about his age.

teapots aren't that strange. heck, some people worship a sky-fairy! i worship a flying spaghetti monster who touches me with his noodley appendage all the time.

I'm surprised Paula Dean is still alive, what with all the butter, cream and fat she consumes. Her husband looks like he's got one leg in the coffin. But I must admit that people enjoy watching her on the FoodNetwork channel, probably for the same reasons people watch Jerry Springer... to feel superior to these lower life forms.

I would literally throw up if I ate this sandwich due to my mindful eating. But I wouldn't hesitate to try a deep-fried pizza or deep-fried twinkie.

Hell, I've had deep-fried scorpions and cecadas when I did study-abroad in China. Tasted like potato chips.

war is so primitive. i'm moving to switzerland.

i was molested by a sand cat.

she didn't abuse or starve him, but she sure focking neglected him. if i were the kid, id grow my talons out and gouge out the mother's eyes.

Darwin Award goes to...

Theyre probably overpriced and sized small, just like Beckham.

@ Rhyne: do you normally jump all over someone over some silly mistake? I'd hate to be your coworker...

Regarding the balloon, it reminded me of a coelem - our evolutionary ancestors, before the development of segmented bodies.

Who says dogs aren't smart?

now that chimp looks a little more human like. but we all know we're just pedomorphic chimps. the evidence?
some evidence:
1) flat faced
2) reduction of body hair
3) position of foramen magnum
4) relatively high brain weight
5) structure of hand and foot
6) persistence of cranial sutures
7) absence of brow ridges and cranial crests
8) thinness of skull bones
9) prolonged period of growth
10) behaviorally we play and learn throughout our entire life.

You know you're a fundie when you get angry over the notion we share common ancestry with apes, but you think we came from dirt. ;p

Um, the Bible said the Earth is around 6k years old!

WTH, I have a tat of a vagina on my forehead...

man that baby has terrible taste in music!