Those that bleat behind their enraptured pastors eager to do 'god's bidding' and avoid the ultimate spiritual disciplinary action of their Janus-faced, by turns loving and damning, imaginary god, will of course object to this manipulation of life.

Satan is really busy nowadays. Scientists/Satanists can also create sperm cells from women's bone marrow! These are surely the 'end times' LOL

I kinda feel sorry for the poor guy. Imagine your stomach growling, OH THE INHUMANITY!!!

Wow so he is actually crazy to go with his psychopath looks. I have a feeling the wife was knowledgeable of the dungeon but had a case of 'learned helplessness', and just survived by turning off her will to persevere.

Or, she might've been a nutcase, too. Whatever the case may be, I'm having a hard time conjuring up a punishment to equal the crime.

In the Bible it tells you how to sell your daughter as a sex slave. Here is the passage:
"When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again. But he is not allowed to sell her to foreigners, since he is the one who broke the contract with her. And if the slave girl's owner arranges for her to marry his son, he may no longer treat her as a slave girl, but he must treat her as his daughter. If he himself marries her and then takes another wife, he may not reduce her food or clothing or fail to sleep with her as his wife. If he fails in any of these three ways, she may leave as a free woman without making any payment." (Exodus 21:7-11 NLT)

I wonder if any bird will donate some feathers to poor Oscar.

I wonder if they're going to eat it.

I wouldnt ever sit in that car again knowing that feces were stuck in the holes and crevices. Not unless you paid me $10k.

Creation scientists would probably say Satan planted that tree to test your faith, because after all, the Earth is only a little over 6k years old.

My favorite illustration of Rob's is the 'Return of Jesus Zombie'

ted, sparge is correct that gravity does not affect light, but gases might since they absorb certain wavelengths so if you experience a lot of flatulence (of the rear) it might not work for you!

I've drunk this coffee but I much prefer my own poo'd thru beans. If anyone wants to buy some of my beans I'll undercut the price of the cat/monkey/weasel beans. You won't regret it.

I wouldn't like to meet that cat in a dark alley...

From my travels across the pond, I've noticed a lot of Europeans don't wear antiperspirant, at least at a higher incidence than in the states. I'm guessing they were saying he stinks rather than sweats too much.

After all, sweat is nothing more than urine excreted through the pores.

wow I didn't know it was possible to record itunes radio! I just learned something from a 68yo mother!

can i make it stay at 4:20 all the time?