That's what bats get for snorting crack

I can see why people would want it gone, I have the sound on my phone just for fun and whenever I use it there is usually at least one of my friends who claps their hands over their ears in pain. So I never use it anymore except when it comes up in conversation.

So those crazy cat ladies who own like 80 cats are going to live forever?

I bet he felt quite befiddled!

The Giant Nazi Heat-Ray Space Station Parabola would be a good name for a rock band.

You too, Tim? If there really was a continent-sized garbage heap floating around, you'd think we would have heard about it before now. And it would definitely show up on Google Earth.

Now we just need a way to create eggs from bone marrow and we can all start asexually reproducing!

I'm James, I'm 18 and I live in Livermore, CA, the home of the world's oldest burning lightbulb. I've been reading Neatorama for several months and I hope to pursue a career in photography or graphic design, but I have a secret desire to move to Tahoe and start a blimp ride tour company, like that'll ever happen!

You guys actually have strong opinions on dictionaries? Whatever floats your boat...