I have to disagree about the rats in Baltimore. I see many more rats in Washington, D.C., the literal and the figurative, and New York is even worse. I don't think I've ever seen a rat in Baltimore City, and friends from Italy comment on how clean the streets are. However, I live in an especially nice neighborhood. Probably the nicest. Nicer than yours. So there.
Great Alex! Let's go out and look for things to make gay men look stupid and then invite your readers to make homophobic comments! Great idea! "Gay Cowboys" not your thing ? What if I said, "Black Lawyers" not my thing ... ooh I had to look at a silly Hispanic woman ... let me wash my eyes out with bleach. I want to say F U.