Sweet doggy. I would like to hug him/her.

Thanks for the nightmares I will doubtlessly experience tonight.

I just read in that interview that asbestos wasn't banned in Japan until 2008. Odd.

Such a fine line between ping pong and cat volleyball.

I didn't know many of those. I'm scribbling furiously to keep up.

Pretty amazing to stop and think how history might have been different if Hitler's flatulence hadn't been an issue.

That is so cool. That area is not far from my town of Pittsburgh.

I remember watching a program back in the 1980s when a religious leader was finding the "evil" in various forms of popular culture back then. He maintained that "The Smurfs" were evil because they promoted death. His evidence? They're blue, and people turn blue after they die.

I personally think it's disgusting that anyone would poo on their date, but if two people are into that, so be it.

(Kidding.)

The Swiss are happy because of the amazing chocolate they have there.

I have this memory that the 5-second rule was debunked on "Mythbusters"

One of the many times that I wish animals had thought balloons appears over their heads.

My cat would have dragged the plate onto the belt of the treadmill.

I'm thinking Greta is doomed.