1) I agree with marrying him.

2) I like the advice column idea.

For those of you who don't speak cricket, this is what they were saying: "HELLLLLLLLP!"

Our chimp overlords have promised me that users of Neatorama will be given special consideration. They also added, "Ooop....ooop....."

I bet telling them that you have no money to pay your bill will get them to flip the switch pretty quickly.

This is one of those movies that I loved when I first saw it on cable and when I've seen it again in recent times, I think...I liked this? I understand why people might. Just kind of lost its charm over the years for me.

Give 'em hell, Darren.

That.

Is.

So.

Cool.

My recollection (yes, I'm that old) is that the guy sitting next to you could only light up a cigarette if you were in a designated smoking section. That said, most of my memories of flying are from 1970 and forward, so smoking sections may have come later than was depicted in this film. I recall flying somewhere in 1972 or so when a guy fired up a cigar on a very, very long flight. Welcome to Hell, ladies and gentlemen.

"Just in time for Spring, Prairie Farms Dairy announced the availability of its exciting new line of Old Recipe Seasonal Favorites Milk in three thick and creamy flavors: Jelly Bean — a first in the category, Chocolate Marshmallow and Easter Egg Nog. Families are sure to begin a new tradition of celebrating Spring with Old Recipe Seasonal Favorites....Consumers are looking for new and exciting flavors of milk."

Ummmmm....no.

I've never known anyone to smell bacon and get sleepy as a result of it.

Sweeeet....I would like to hug both of them.

Even I knew that was wrong.