Fascinating stuff - it's very sad that anyone is still dying from dysentery.

What an amazing employee -- regardless of how much he's getting paid, it's not enough.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Sweeeeeeeeeet!

The best I can muster is an unfortunate Amish-looking chin beard. (Nothing against the Amish - just sayin'.)

Major, mega, towels-not-Kleenex onion-cutting.

That is so sweet it made me cry

Heeeeeeeeeeeee! Cuteness!

Aawwwwww....poor kitty! I'm glad he's getting some love.

"Spread the margarine generously all over all sides of the loaf."

'Cause there's really no flavor if the bread doesn't have margarine all over it.

"LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

I will gladly abandon "The Walking Dead" for this, should it become a series.

I wanna hug up the doggy.

Best.

Show.

Ever.

What I found striking about this is that the girl sounded so much older than she is when she first spoke, and then you were suddenly reminded about her being a kid when she dissolved in tears at the news of being a big sister. Just terribly sweet.