I was just back home (Stevens Point, WI) a few weeks ago and the records section of the paper indicated that a Denni Jo Brown had changed her name to "Poindexter Fat Majesty McBean"

If you lived in banpo 1-dong, Seocho-ku, Seoul, South Korean in 2000, you could have found a copy of Bing Crosby's White Christmas within 4 hrs by taking 3 taxis and 2 separate trips on the subway (not including return trips). You would also have been able to take a slight detour to the black market in I'taewon (marked by a red door, I swear) and found boxed mashed potatoes and stuffing to fully complete your holiday festivities.