The Bulwer-Lytton contest isn't "given to the author with the worst opening to his or her novel published that year", and it isn't an award you don't want to win. The prize is for a bad opening to a hypothetical novel. None of them come from actual novels; people write clumsy sentences deliberately to submit to the Bulwer-Lytton and Little Lytton contests.
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