Steampunk Roomba. Wind it up watch it sweep.

So why not build and artificial mouth for this project?

That song was never the best one of that show. They had some really funny tunes I wish was on CD somewhere. Someone let me know if they've found one. :p

Clearly a Victorian era pubic hair straightener. Even brothel workers have their vanity. :p

@aberron. Big fail? Anything could have happened a thousand years go. Tungsten wasn't the first filament of choice in a light bulb and all the necessary elements and intelligence were available then. It's a hung jury. :p

Official mail pouch. :p

A type of truffle is also known to grow under pecan trees. :p

Rear powered star drive available. ;p

My other car is also driven by a Dork.

@Alex I just wanted to prove to you this month how much I'm dedicated to reading Neatorama. I have commented on every post for the last 30 days and my cerebal cortex almost exploded. I have been reading this blog for almost as long as you've had it up. Thanx for the crappy mystery gifts and the T-shirt. I'll keep reading and you keep slinging.

I'm still waiting on my Brooklyn Bridge deed. I think I got a good deal. :p

How about squeezing some hardware into a 72 inch touchscreen. :p

Otters are the greatest. I love to watch them. :p

I'm speechless. :p

Thowie - I was a frog.
Aquie- I have no hand.

:p