The Japanese Ministry of Health warns that 1 out of every 4 men are subject to the devastating affects of masturbation. Fifty percent of those have vision problems.

How about the weatherman at WTOC Savannah. JOHN WEATHERBEE!! He seems way to creepy happy for my taste.

My opinion was that "A New Hope" is loosely based upon Oedipus. So cards like this on fortify my suspicions. If no one still understands LUKE AND LEIA ARE BROTHER AND SISTER. DING DING DING

I have actually driven through the end of a rainbow. It didn't move away and the it was an awesome experience. You could clearly see all the colors right as you came upon it and a bright band of white light as you passed through.

In the opinion of huge dork #2 the humanoid problem was explained in Star Trek TNG and why question the technolgy or physics of other galaxies and worlds we haven't discovered or a future that hasn't arrived. Maybe there are many molecules in a cubic meter of space in a galaxy FAR FAR away. Oh and it's called fiction for reason. (Thank Roddenberry for you flip phone.)

OMG Did any Trek fan notice Dr. Phlox trying to return a Gameboy. One for the trivia books. As a side note a friend of mine became so angry he shot his Nintendo with a 9mm handgun. Worked fine after that, and no wasted money on a cleaming kit.

I agree with the boob comment. Nobody else had knockers like that in that 100 metre.

Hey, it's not raining in Seattle. Go figure

Mall Cop 2: Til Death do us Part

Damn it Hannibal! This is the last time I'm gonna do Whitehouse security with Murdock!

No ma'am I don't think I'm ready to emancipate the Lincoln bedroom.

Lady please just tell me your shoe size! I have a lot of customers today!

Yes Maddame, I believe someone has farted.

Chumly holds a press conference after his split with long time partner Tennessee. Mr. Tuxedo could not be reached for comment.

Yes, Watson, I was surprised by the transformation, but I think I'm adapting well.