Actually, I thought that was pretty funny. At first you just want the singer to die horribly. You have to stay with it to appreciate how it purposefully becomes self-parody.

I liked my Toys R Us card because the kickback is very clear cut. 1% in TRU store credit, in the form of $10 gift cards. (4% for spending within TRU itself.) This worked fine when I was buying lots of video game stuff but more recently the backlog of games has gotten so large it could be years before I get around to any new purchases.

So I'll shift to a card with similar terms sometime soon. The Ralphs supermarket chain has a card that might fit my requirements and it isn't as if I'm ever going to not need groceries.